Episode V
The Adventure Ends




Tar?

It's a good clue that you're at the climax of an RPG when everything is shaking, Final Fantasy IV is not an exception. In fact, at this point, there is more shaking going on than there would be with Parkinson's disease victim on a vibrating bed in an earthquake.




I think "hatred" was a mistranslation of "emo."

Do the Meteo now!



Do the Meteo now!





The Meteo just isn't the same without the affection.




Ah, of course, the crystal! The key to victory against the ultimate evil!

Wait a minute, what the hell crystal is this again?






Dialogue just

doesn't pack

the same

punch

when it's split

up

so much.

Do the Meteo!




So that's how Zemus keeps his crystal floor so clean!



"...and post about it in my LJ along with some lyrics I wrote about slitting my wrists."

Well, unfortunately this looks like it could be the end for our heroes. Their only hope now lies in the hands and intellect of the Mysidian elder, back on Earth. His decisions could be the difference between life and death for not only Cecil and company, but the entire planet as well.





...

Oh, shit.



Oh, wow. I honestly didn't expect a plan after "Ahuh!"



Well, with the wishes (prayers *gasp!*) of every important character on your side, there still might be a chance.

And now, for the final battle!





Since Cecil is not a man of/ Darkness, this could come in handy.



Ah, the animated psycadelic metaphysical battle screen. A true sign that this is the last boss.



Give what up?



What the hell is everyone using this pronoun to refer to?



Aw, I can't accept that. Bless you, lovebirds!

Basically, what this scene has showed us is that the wishes, hopes, and dreams of everyone close to you is the equivilent of a night in a cheap Inn.



That's right! Let a white guy show you what this awesome crystal(?) can do!

I mean a... light guy?





Oh, God.



Zeromus will continually use his theoretical celestial alpha move, doing loads of damage to all of your party members. Throw everything you have at him, after all, this is the final battle so there is no point in saving any item you may have to use. Rosa should be doing nothing but keeping your HP up and your members alive, so put that bitch to work. Finally Be sure to have Edge nail Zeromus with your spoon for a whopping 9999 damage. Soon enough, Zeromus will fall and you'll be rewarded with the heartwarming and stunning ending of Final Fantasy IV.

But first, three consecutive textboxes crafted from pure gold!





CRRRRACKER!!!!

EPILOGUE COMING SOON!
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